January 2011
never drinking again. ever.
December 2010
When your pet just freezes and stares at nothing...
rainbowballz:
That moment when you see someone you don't want to...
pierceinthecityofcolour asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXAHoZ8V9To
barbed-metasoma asked: That thing were he says save me barry is from the show The Misfits
What I think when I'm watching someone use the...
what are you doing?
why would you use internet explorer
oh my god you type so slow
let me type
no you spelled it wrong
you dont need to double click on that, dumbass.
don’t you even know your own password?
caps lock is on, moron.
why would you click on the zwinky ad ohmygod.
SCROLL DOWN
i wish i were dead
HURRY UP
……….
get the fuck out of your chair and let me do it !
about to spam photos of my friend alice, because...
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
youngbloodsjustkeeponscreaming:
absolutezerification:
That awkward moment when Mom/Dad starts yelling at...
joshandotherdrugs:
The fuck did I do?
I always thought Romeo and Juliet was a shitty...
optimus-beyonce:
It’s not even a love story. They meet, get married like 2 days later, and kill themselves for the other the next day. That ain’t love sweetcheeks. It’s total bullshit. How that is known as the greatest love story of all time baffles me.
motherfuck.
I’m pretty sure my fish is going to die soon.
he has a black mark on his head, and it looks horrible. it looks like cancer. but I don’t think fish can get cancer.
and he doesn’t eat food, only his poop. so I’m not sure what he poops. but he eats it. and he doesn’t move, and when he does he swims like he’s on heroin.
if he dies I’m legit burying him in a...
When the person you like calls you 'baby'.
st0pbreathingslut:
I love the sound of your voice.
suppbro:
I took the Polaroid down I’m my room. I’m pretty sure you have a new girlfriend. It’s not as if I don’t like you, it just makes me sad whenever I see it.
ima rape dis gurl wun dai.
barbed-metasoma asked: That thing were he says save me barry is from the show The Misfits
pierceinthecityofcolour asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXAHoZ8V9To
tilld3ath asked: do you actually miss me?
and i cant wait to see you today.
and i cant wait to see you today.
I just got called a slut for posting a topless...
herp.
